Skewed Logic

(As if things weren't bad enough already....)

Image: "See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil" monkeys replaced by a single monkey with the slogan "Determine Statistically Acceptable Levels of Evil."
Caption: "Downsizing claims yet more victims." [About 9K, 11 Oct. 96]

Image: Tightrope walker looks down on clown with bucket of water.
Caption: "The reality of running 'lean and mean' suddenly hits home when Phil discovers his safety net has been replaced by some clown doing J-I-T." [About 15K, 11 Oct. 96]

Image: Man at computer in back of moving van.
Caption: "Despite the CIO's assurances, Bob could not for the life of him understand how moving Purchasing to a VAN would improve reponsiveness with trading partners." [About 15K, 11 Oct. 96]

Image: Street person dressed in suit holds cup for spare change and sign proclaiming "Magnetic personality erases ATM and credit card stripes." [About 10K, 11 Oct. 96]

Image: Salmon swiming upstream, through rapids.
Caption: "Boy, now I know what an ADC champion feels like." [About 8K, 11 Oct. 96]

Image: Man in hospital Receiving office measuring bar code label on cooler marked "Transplant Organs...Rush."
Caption: "To his horror, Wilbur saw that the size of the 'Ship To' address was in clear violation of the hospital's label standard. He had no choice but to return the shipment." [About 12K, 11 Oct. 96]

Image: Man sees his picture on milk cartons in a store. Cartons say "Last seen with all the King's horses and all the King's men."
Caption: "Dumpty wonders if he's been spending too much time implementing the kingdom's new personnel ID program." [About 10K, 11 Oct. 96]